The Big Knock Theory

Oh! For those of you who by reading title, thinking I'm going to talk about some science stuff, take deep sigh of relief. There won't be any science stuff here. This post will give you the glimpse of 4 characters. Their story somewhat runs parallel to popular US sitcom 'The Big Bang Theory', but with Indian Tadka. Without wasting anymore time. Lets get started.

Character No.1 Syndicate Prince

It is he, who introduced me into the room. It's funny how he got the name ‘Syndicate Prince'. In room, we usually gossip about random stuff. Once I asked him. Which bank do you have your account? He replied I've all my accounts in Syndicate bank. Out of curiosity, I asked Why Syndicate bank. He swiftly replied Syndicate bank is like my home. I've seen many loyal bank customer but non this loyal. There was something amiss🙄 somewhere. I further asked him. What does he exactly mean by that? He explained his father is bank manager of syndicate bank. Therefore, the bank has been his second home. Everyone burst laughing🤣. From that day on, he became Syndicate Prince for us & not a week pass by without us teasing him with it. 

Syndicate Prince left his IT job, now getting himself ready to serve the Nation.Extremely simple guy, ground to earth & cool temper. Neither any bad habits nor any Addictions. The ideal son that most parents desire. Not just that, being tall, dark (brownish) & handsome, he is the ideal Prince that most Indian girls dream of. So much of positives comes coupled with some downsides too. Syndicate Prince is extremely shy around girls. Apprehensive of initiating conversation with angels. I hope he'll be able to conquer his shyness soon.

So what do you think? Which character of Big bang theory does he sound like🤔? Did you just thought of Raj? I also think so.

Character No.2 Nawab of Shahjahanpur

It was very difficult for me to gather enough nerve to write about him. Math Pucho Kyun? ( Don't ask why ?) UP wala hai Kahin Udaa 🔫 na de (Don't expect me to translate that sentence in English. It will probably lose its essence in translation, its better read in Hindi). Three D's to describe him. Dilair, Durbar & Dildar. Nawab hai Itna Jajta(suites him) hai. On the other hand short tempered, less patience & sometimes less tolerant too. In anger his eyes becomes red. It gets pretty scary at times. One thing that I like about him the most. Is the way he admires and respects his dad. Every word of his dad become motivation and command becomes his goal. He is very committed to his goal and has been a topper throughout his studies. Tehzeeb(Discipline) is inbuilt by him. Our Nawab is foodie & is very critical about it. Orders best of the food. You will fall in love with any dish, not just for its taste, but also for the way he describes & serves it. Co-incidentally it’s his birthday today. 

We will not agree for anything less than Karims or Barbeque Nation for treat 😋 .

Character No.3 Chulbul Pandey

           

           You already know me a little by my blogs. Let's not get into things that you already know. Nevertheless, I'll give you peek into less known side of my life and also my secrets. I'm known by many names chocolate boy, White Eagle & Laskar-E-MPBIM are few among them. I live in a world far away from reality. In the world of dreams, Animation, TV series, Age of heroes. In the world, that I live Justice always prevails.

I do not want to brag about myself. God doesn't like the boastful. Nonetheless, I can bitch myself. I'm a miser, Insanely selfish, Lethargic, naïve, beggar, weakling & Not so Social person. Unfortunately I can't tell all this in interview & neither do I want to lie. This is where my roomies comes to my rescue. They have precisely contrasting set of opinion about me. They see me as one who values money, Selfless, animated, hardworking, rich 💵 , energetic & Friendly. They are entitled to their views. All I can say is ‘I am not what you think I am. I am what you think I‘m not. My IQ may not be as good as Sheldon Cooper. But, I too rain down facts on people and unnecessary engage into arguments just like Sheldon. Bazinga…!

Character NO.4 Dead Pool

            Among my roomies he is my favorite pick and most interesting as well. You will soon understand why. Studied & worked in USA for 7 years. He is blend of USA & Andra cultures. Innocent as hell, yet talks of shooting 🔫🔫 people all the time. That's why the name Dead pool. 

Hates caste, politics & arguing. Troubled by love💔 failure & family issues. He gulps down couple of bottles🍾 in weekend. Begins his 1st two weekday with hangover. Most people display rude, aggressive irrational behavior after drinking. Surprisingly he turns very sweet. So sweet that he forgets difference between delivery boy & us. After getting hold of delivery boy tells him some lame stories. Won't let him go until one of us releases delivery boy.

Mr. Pool is worried when having money 💰, which is usually begining of the month. While most people are worried when not having money. When not having money he roams happy & free. One reason for this, Mr. Pool has a loan account with literally everyone. All of us at room, neighbors, friends, relatives, shopkeeper, hotel. That’s not it, he has an account with cleaning lady, cook, ríkshawala, Rag picker & I’m not bragging about it. He repays money along with the tip. That is the reason they lend him at first place. Being said all this at the end he is innocent, Pure heart & generous. He wouldn't think twice before helping anyone. He is not at all selfish. In the Sense that he helps people without expecting Return of favour. These are the kind of person who are made use of the most. He is shown door the moment his utility ends. It bothers me that sooner than later the world will change him. He is standing on the edge, with a single push he will collapse.

Recently he has shifted to the room next door🚪. we have to often knock on his door .

Being so close, we now feel it inconvenient to knock at his door. But when he is in hangover an ordinary knock isn't sufficient a big Knock is required.

That's our Big Knock Theory.